One sunny day in Vietnam,
a fast burner bought it with a SAM;
wing-man says he's goin' in,
got a good chute - gotta save him;
H-53 a pulling in a hover,
pJ minigun spitting out cover;
PJs on the ground and he takes a hit,
 it don't matter 'cause he just won't quit;
He whips out a needle and a piece of string,
he sews up that bloody thing;
And when he's got the guy medically stable,
he calls to the chopper for the big strong cable;
And underneath that cable ring,
you can hear that pJ sing:

I want to be a paramedic,
shooting up some of that funky anesthetic;
Anesthetic,
Paramedic;
I want to be a scuba diver,
swimming those oceans deeper and wider;
Deeper and Wider,
Scuba Diver,
Anesthetic,
Paramedic;
I want to be a mountain climber,
climbing those mountains higher and higher;
Higher and Higher,
Mountain Climber,
Deeper and Wider,
Scuba Diver,
Anesthetic,
Paramedic;

Left, Left, Left right a lay-eft
Running with your left, with your left right a lay-eft
Lefty right lay-eft
Love to double time, Do it all the time,
In the rain or shine, Your track or mine.
Motivated, dedicated,
armor-plated, hydrated;
Always wet, never dry,
love to run, aint no lie;
Hoo-yah,
HOO-YAH,
HOO-YAH,
we're all that!