When my granny was 91, She did PT just for fun

When my granny was 92, She did PT better than you

When my granny was 93, She did PT better than me

When my granny was 94, She did PT more & more

When my granny was95, She did PT to stay alive

When my granny was 96, She did PT just for kicks

When my granny was 97, She up and died and double­ timed to heaven

She met St. Peter at the pearly gates, Said to st. Peter" Sorry I' m late"

St. Peter said with a big white grin, "Drop down Granny, you owe me ten."